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Will you be my penguin?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs. Wanna go on an ate with me?

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I'll give you the D later. Hey can I follow you home?

Girl, whats your number? I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: Oh I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on Boy: Lets play the firetruck game Girl: How do you play Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop Girl: Funny chat up trucks don't stop for red lights!

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How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day! How many letters are in the alphabet?

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I thought there was 21? If I hired 1, artists and made them work for years they still wouldn't be able to paint a picture that is as beautiful as you. You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them?

Get your coat, love, you've pulled. Do you want to come up to see my collection of brilliant speeches to convince you to take off your clothes?


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