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Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Each generation is more and more accepting of different people, and that's great. But one group still lags pretty far behind: And to confuse people even more, my wife is full-sized and so Pictures of midget genitalia my kids. I'm the only one who gets the "sitting on phone books" joke, which would be fine if that gag weren't more tired than Sleeping Beauty.

There are way too many misconceptions about what life is like when you're small, and since you can't go ask Alice because she sold out and turned 10 feet tall, I'm here to educate instead. On paper, the idea that we dwarfs Pictures of midget genitalia got teeny-weeny weenies makes sense.

After all, every other part of us is tiny. But no, we're just as stacked as any of you, and in some lucky cases, even more so. See, my form of dwarfism is called achondroplasia the most common type, actuallyand it involves a lot of the cartilage in my body failing to do what the Good Lord intended it to do -- become bone.

So my kind and I wind up with short arms, short legs, stubby fingers and toes, and a fun-size version of anything else that contains actual bone.

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This is also why dwarfs typically have a pot belly, no matter how much our CrossFit trainer screams at us. Our ribs simply can't hold our lungs and whatever else Dr.

House says is in there, so everything just spills out. Boners, funnily enough, contain no bone. A penis is simply a bunch of tissue, and a dwarf's body has no problem growing tissue. This results in a dick that, quite frankly, looks just like any other. Our average size is five to six inches, just like taller guys. Only difference is, ours are on small frames and thus look way more impressive.

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Plus, the surprise factor when somebody sees it for the first time without knowing what to expect never gets old. Just ask my wife, past girlfriends, or the poor NSA intern who's no doubt watched me undress by now. God did his best to make amends: Here, have an optical illusion that makes your dick look giant.

People are dwarf illiterate. That's the only way to explain why so many people, even those in minority demographics who really ought to know better, just assume everybody of dwarf size is the same damn dwarf.

Race, body type, fucking gender -- it matters not. If you've seen one dwarf, you've seen You name a famous dwarf, chances are I've been mistaken for them. Wee Man from Jackass? Absolutely even though he's Latino and I'm blindingly, devastatingly white.

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Some random midget wrestler the WWF exploited back in the '80s? Anybody from Little People, Big World? Camera tricks and simple editing just make it seem like an entire family.


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